Funny Quotes
Famous quotes know for their humour. Quotes that can make you laugh and think at the same time.
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label.
The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.
