Funny Quotes
Famous quotes know for their humour. Quotes that can make you laugh and think at the same time.
Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it pure ignorance?
I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, "Get the hell off my property."
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
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