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The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
-- George Bernard Shaw

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
-- Woody Allen

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
-- Mel Brooks

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
-- Jack Nicholson

You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label.
-- Mark Twain