Funny Quotes
Famous quotes know for their humour. Quotes that can make you laugh and think at the same time.
The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Confound these ancestors... They've stolen our best ideas!
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
I can resist everything except temptation.
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.
By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you will become a philosopher.
It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often.
