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A surd wants to somehow get a doctorate. One of his friend advises him to do research in zoology. So the surd decides to do his research in zoology, that too with a Frog. He first keeps the frog on a table and asks it to jump. It jumps.
Now he cuts one of its legs and keeps it over the table. Again he asks it to jump. Again frog jumps.
Getting boosted by this development, now he cuts another leg and asks the frog to jump. The frog jumps again.
Getting wondered about it, now he cuts the third leg and again asks it to jump. The frog jumps.
Now he could not control the suspense and cuts the fourth leg and ask the frog to jump. It doesn't. Immediately the surd writes in his thesis "If you cut all the four legs of a frog, it will become deaf."
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A Surd prime minister visited the president of the neighbouring country and complained about all this jokes about surds that others tell each other. "This leads to the impression that all surds are stupid", he said. "You should not take this so earnestly",answered the neighbouring minister, "These are only jokes and not true stories. And there are also stupid people in our country. I will prove it to you."
Saying so, he went to his driver and said: "Please drive to my home and find out, whether I am at home." The driver immediately went on his way.
The surd prime minister was satisfied: "He is very stupid indeed. There is a public phone just at the corner. It would have been easier to call and check!"
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A Sardarji, very proud of his humour used to tell his wife while leaving for the office: “Good bye Char Bacchon ki Maa.”
One day his wife fed up of this, answered: “Bye Bye, Doo Bacchon Ke Baap.”
That ended the husband's jokes.
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Banta started to explain his Adventure. He had gone to a remote village on some work and due to his high level of intelligence, couldn't finish the work on time.
He had missed the last bus from that place. He couldn't find any Hotel. So he approached a nearby house and asked the owner whether he can stay there for the night.
The Owner replied "I have 2 grown up daughters. Sorry, I can't allow you to stay."
He approached the next house and asked whether he can stay there for the night.
The Owner replied,"I have 3 grown up daughters.Sorry, I can't allow you to stay."
He went towards the next house and without taking any risks,asked, "Do you have grown up daughters?"
The Owner asked,"WHY?????????"
Banta replied, "I wanted to stay here for a night ....."
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