Sardarji Jokes

Santa, Banta, and one of their friends, Munnabhai, were stranded on an uninhabited island. The only way back home was to swim 100 miles to the next island, which was inhabited. Munnabhai was so determined to get home that he tried to swim. He swam upto 50 miles, got tired, and drowned. Then Banta tried. He swam upto 75 miles, but got tired and drowned, too. Santa thought he could make it all the way, so he started swimming. He swam 50 miles, but started getting tired, so he swam all the way back to the island.

SantaSingh got up in the middle of the night to answer the telephone.
"Is this one one one one?", says the voice. "No, this is eleven eleven."
"Are you sure it isn't one one one one?"
"No, this is eleven eleven."
"Well, wrong number. Sorry to have got you up on the middle of the night."
"That's all right, mister. I had to get up to answer the telephone anyway."

One fine day a girl proposed to a sardar and the sardar denied simply saying that in our family we marry only our relatives my mom married my dad, my brother married my bhabhi, my uncle married my aunt and so on. so please excuse me !!!!!

Santasigh decided to write the MBA exam. He could understand every thing except for the LOGIC part. One day when he was reading, one of his non-sardar friends came home.
Friend: Santasighji How is your MBA preparation?
SantaSingh: Every thing is fine, but I could not understand Logic.
Friend: Logic is very easy.
Santasigh: Can you give me an example, so that I can understand.
Friend: OK. Do you have fish pot in your house?
Santa: YES.
Friend: Logically, there will be water in it.
Santa: YES.
Friend: Logically, there will be fish in it.
Santa: YES.
Friend: Logically, someone will be feeding the fish.
Santa: YES.
Friend: I take a guess that your wife will be feeding the fish.
Santa: YES.
Friend: so, logically, your are married.
Santa: YES.
Friend: So, that means you are a heterosexual.
Santasigh was very glad and he understood logic. Next day he sees Bantasingh and he was also preparing for MBA.
Santa: How is your MBA preparation?
Banta: Everything is fine except for the logic.
Santa: Oh, logic is easy.
Banta: Please, give me an example.
Santa: Do you have a fish pot in your house?
Banta: NO, I don't.
Santa: Saala HOMO!!!

A sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?"
To this sardarji replies, "oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai, Wash Basin"

A sardarji with a big bandage in his left hand told his friend (not a sardar) that his hand was caught in the machine in the factory.
"oh!" exclaimed the friend and said "If it had happened to the right hand you would have suffered triple than this"
"I am not a fool" said the sardar. "First the position was that only my right was about to get caught...I instantly pulled it out and gave my left hand inside"

Three men - an American, a Japanese and Banta Singh were sitting in the sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm and the beep stoped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my pager," he said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
Banta felt decidedly low-tech but not to be outdone, decided he had to do something just as impressive. He steped out of the sauna and went to toilet. He returns with a piece of 'Toilet paper' hanging from his butt. The others raised their eyebrows and said, "Wow! What's that?" "I'm getting a fax," he explains.

Banta started to explain his Adventure. He had gone to a remote village on some work and due to his high level of intelligence, couldn't finish the work on time. He had missed the last bus from that place. He couldn't find any Hotel. So he approached a nearby house and asked the owner whether he can stay there for the night.
The Owner replied "I have 2 grown up daughters. Sorry, I can't allow you to stay."
He approached the next house and asked whether he can stay there for the night.
The Owner replied,"I have 3 grown up daughters.Sorry, I can't allow you to stay."
He went towards the next house and without taking any risks,asked, "Do you have grown up daughters?"
The Owner asked,"WHY?????????"
Banta replied, "I wanted to stay here for a night ....."

A surd wants to somehow get a doctorate. One of his friend advises him to do research in zoology. So the surd decides to do his research in zoology, that too with a Frog. He first keeps the frog on a table and asks it to jump. It jumps.
Now he cuts one of its legs and keeps it over the table. Again he asks it to jump. Again frog jumps.
Getting boosted by this development, now he cuts another leg and asks the frog to jump. The frog jumps again.
Getting wondered about it, now he cuts the third leg and again asks it to jump. The frog jumps.
Now he could not control the suspense and cuts the fourth leg and ask the frog to jump. It doesn't. Immediately the surd writes in his thesis "If you cut all the four legs of a frog, it will become deaf."

Once one sardar and one pathan were traveling in one train. Sardar was trying to open his suitcase to take out his night dress, but he was unable to open it. Pathan came and opened the suitcase and said " Pathan Sher ka bachcha hai" and went off .
After an hour sardar was busy in opening his lunch box, but he could not open it. Pathan came, opened the box and said "Pathan Sher ka bachcha hai" and went off .
After some time sardar was trying to open the door of the toilet but he could not. Again Pathan came and opened it with one kick and said " Pathan Sher ka bachcha hai"
This time sardar became angry he asked pathan "oye muzhe ek gal bata, teri ma jungle gayi thi ya sher tere ghar aaya tha?" and went off