Famous quotes know for their humour. Quotes that can make you laugh and think at the same time.
Teacher: Ramu, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Teacher: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!
Ramu: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.
Teacher: Shamu, go to the map and find North America.
Shamu: Here it is!
Teacher: Correct. Now, Ramu, who discovered America?
Teacher: Ramu, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
Ramu: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also
admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
Ramu: "Because George still had the axe in his hand."
Teacher: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
Ramu: Don't bite any.
Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would
I be showing?
Ramu: Brotherly love.
Teacher: Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father: No. Why do you ask that?
Teacher: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Ramu: A teacher
Teacher: Ramu, why do you always get so dirty?
Ramu: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.