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  • Teacher's comand

      My uncle has died(rewrite the sentences begining; Death...)student; death where is my uncle

    • Funny messages

        The sickest man i the bible wz moses coz he wz give stone tablets

      • Be optimistic!

          Think positive today! It will be a great day. There is always a chance that your boss will get carried off by a pack of wolves.


            Great lines by K V Ramachandran Nair:

            "Change cannot be given to you every time. You must bring the change."

            Who's K V Ramachandran Nair?
            He is a bus conductor. Now read it again!! :p :p :p :p
            For friendship call or watsapp: 7736619082

          • next gen LKG poem

              next generatn's LKG poem

              chatting chatting
              yes papa
              girlfriend setting
              no papa
              telling lies
              no papa
              open your whatsapp

            • Funny SMS in Hindi

                Two Commerce Students talking...
                Mehul: Oh! Sorry yaar,I heard about your breakup. Is it true?
                Rahul: Yup!
                Mehul: You must be sad na.. ....
                Rahul: No yaar! We are commerce students! I have kept 1 gf as reserved for doubtful debts.

              • husband and wife

                  A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife?
                  After making call he asked How much pay...
                  Devil: Nothing, hell to hell is free... :-)

                • Marriage equation

                    The Equation of Marriage:
                    7 Glances = 1 Smile
                    7 Smiles = 1 Meeting
                    7 Meetings = 1 Kiss
                    7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
                    7 Proposals = 1 Marriage
                    And that 1 marriage has 77777+
                    So beware of a glance. Whatsapp +256702930455

                  • boyz rOckzzz

                      Teacher:Can u See God
                      Teacher: can u touch God
                      Teacher:Then isn't a GOD

                      A Boy Raises From His Bench And Said:
                      "Sir ,can u see ur brain"
                      Boy:Can u touch ur brain
                      Teacher :No
                      Boy: OK So u dont hav brain?!

                      BOYS ARE ALWAYS ROCKIN ..
                      for frndship,
                      watzapp- 7736619082

                    • RULES FOR STUDENTS

                        1-Never make noise in the class bcoz others r sleeping , 2-be absent 2 keep the campus clean, 3-always take books it act as pillow , 4-never come early to class,no one will notice u........Njoy school life........

                      • boYs rocKzzz

                          Why girls block boys.? examples given below
                          Boy: What's your Name??
                          Girl: Rani and you?

                          Boy: Rajaa.....


                          Girl :"have good day".........

                          Boy:no thanks....i like "tiger
                          biskets" more......

                          Girl :what's up...??



                          Boy:Thank you.......!

                          Girl :it's my pleasure....!
                          Boy:my bajaj pulsur.....

                          **blocked forever**..
                          watsapp - 7736619082

                        • maDe in inDia lolZ .. <3

                            A Japani came to INDIA...!
                            He took an auto to go to the airport,
                            on the way a Honda overtakes ...
                            Japani: HONDA made in JAPAN..... very
                            fast... next a toyota overtakes
                            Japani: TOYOTA made in JAPAN.....very fast ....
                            Reached Airport & asked How Much?
                            Driver: RS. 8000 ....
                            Japani: Why so expensive??
                            Driver: METER made in
                            INDIA ........''VERY FAST.....'' JAI HO ...
                            for frndship ....
                            watsapp - 7736619082

                          • ladies first

                              2 Lovers decided to suicide...!
                              Boy jumped 1st, Girl Closed her
                              eyes n returned
                              Boy In the Air Opened the
                              Parachute n Said I
                              knew that Bitch won't "jump.!
                              From that day onwards
                              peoplestarted saying
                              # Ladies First

                            • Junaid Elampara

                                WHY DO STUDENTS FAIL? ?
                                A year has 365 days
                                Sundays :52
                                balance :313 summer
                                8hours daily sleep means 122
                                1 hour daily playing means
                                2 hours daily foodmeans 30 days
                                1hr 4 talking means15 days
                                exam days total in year 35days
                                bal:46 days
                                festival 40days
                                sickness 3days,movies & functions
                                at least2days,
                                that 1 day is Ur birthday
                                HOW CAN A STUDENT PASS?

                              • I love you

                                  I love you

                                  i love you very much

                                  i love you realy

                                  i love you agan

                                  bcoz. Swami vivek anand paranjatundu love animals. Prethekichu MONKEYS,

                                • classroom Attendance

                                    Forest attendance!!!!
                                    lion ? present sir
                                    zeebra ? present sir
                                    elephant ? present sir
                                    monkey ? monkey!? monkey ????

                                    massage vayichirikkathe present parayeda!!

                                  • sO briLLiant ...!

                                      Brilliant Answers by a Student who got 0% Marks.
                                      Question .1 - In which battle did Tipu Sultan Died ?
                                      Ans.- In his Last Battle.
                                      Question .2- What is the Main Reason for Divorce ?.
                                      Ans.- Marriage.
                                      Question .3- Ganga Flows in which State ?
                                      Ans.- Liquid State.
                                      Question .4- When was Mahatma Gandhi Born?
                                      Ans.- On His Birthday

                                      for love nd frndshp , add me ..
                                      watsapp - 7736619082

                                    • needs love women only

                                        Ur Past is a Waste Paper,Present is a News Paper,Future is a Question Paper,So Read & Write carefuly otherwise ur life may be a Tissue paper.. Whatspp me @ +234-8139792003

                                      • Relationship Between Men-Men and Women-Women

                                          A woman doesn’t
                                          come home one night. The
                                          next day she tells her
                                          husband that she had slept
                                          over at a girlfriend's house. The husband calls his wife's
                                          10 best friends. None of
                                          them know anything about
                                          it.A man doesn’t come home
                                          one night. The next day he tells his wife that he had
                                          slept over at a friend’s
                                          house. The wife calls her
                                          husband's 10 best men
                                          friends. Eight of them
                                          confirm that he had slept over, and two claim that he
                                          was still there.
                                          From +254750888888

                                        • U r a bitch

                                            U are a BITCH

                                            don't panic bitch means,

                                            ARE U SMILE NOW ?
                                            So u r a realy *BITCH*

                                          • Boyz always rockz

                                              Best slogan by a boy on the occasion of world
                                              environment day:
                                              ‘Save Earth,
                                              This is The Only Planet
                                              Where U Get Girls.!


                                            • Laugh for once

                                                I crack a joke
                                                To make you smile
                                                A hardened look on your face
                                                Is your reply.
                                                Not a peep not a word
                                                it's like meeting a silent bird;
                                                Strange and unusual
                                                But then
                                                Out of the midst of a scowl
                                                The corners of her mouth
                                                Turn upwards into
                                                A beautiful smile.
                                                A laugh, a happy ray of hope.
                                                I am having
                                                an unordinary day

                                              • A man received an unknown call.

                                                  A man received an unknown call..
                                                  Girl : hello do you have a gf??
                                                  Man : no, who are you darling?
                                                  Girl : M ur girl friend Diana, hate u

                                                  Again man got a call
                                                  Girl : do u have a gf??
                                                  Man : yes darling
                                                  Girl : m ur wife Alice, hate u
                                                  Man : oh sorry honey i didn't recognise u
                                                  Girl : m Diana i knew it that u have a wife, Hate u liar...

                                                  Man : wtf..... :-P:-D

                                                • Hey....please help me as a friend

                                                    Hey..,please could you send me a passport size photo of yours...Please do me this favour... As a biology student i have to do research about monkeys it would be very helpful

                                                  • If a BARBER makes amistake,it’s a new style. .If a POLI

                                                      If a BARBER makes a
                                                      it’s a new style. .
                                                      If a POLITICIAN makes a
                                                      it’s a new law. .
                                                      If a SCIENTIST makes a
                                                      it’s a new invention. .
                                                      If a TAILOR makes a
                                                      it’s a new fashion. .
                                                      If a TEACHER makes a
                                                      it’s a new theory. .
                                                      If a STUDENT makes a
                                                      it’s a "MISTAKE" .
                                                      This iz cheating...

                                                    • For boyfriends and girlfriends

                                                        Knock, Knock
                                                        Who's there?
                                                        I don't know
                                                        i don't know who?
                                                        i dont know who i am because i got lost in to your eyes(from boys, for girls only)
                                                        i dont know because your perfect for me(from girls, to boys)

                                                      • www.facebook.com/nalla.payya

                                                          i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again


                                                        • girlz are like....

                                                            Boy: Marry me?
                                                            Girl: Do you have a house?
                                                            Boy: No..
                                                            Girl: Do you have a BMW car?
                                                            Boy: No..
                                                            Girl: How much is your salary?
                                                            Boy: No salary.. but..
                                                            Girl: No but. You have nothing. How can I marry you? Just leave me, please!!
                                                            Boy: I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferraris, 2Porsches.. Why do I still needto buy BMW?! How can I get salary when actually I am the BOSS?
                                                            Girl : wanna get married ?
                                                            Boy: NO !

                                                          • funny phone call

                                                              Unknown Calls ;
                                                              He : Hey , Do you have boy friend ?
                                                              She : Yes , Who are you ?
                                                              He : Im your brother , Just wait till
                                                              i come home !
                                                              Another Unknown call
                                                              He : Hey , Do you have boyfriend ?
                                                              She : No !
                                                              He : Im your boyfriend ,You just
                                                              broke my heart
                                                              She : Sorry , I thought it was my
                                                              brother !
                                                              He : Haha ! Im your brother Let
                                                              me reach the house

                                                            • Don't love a beautiful person.

                                                                Don't love a beautiful person.
                                                                Love a person who can give you a beautiful life..
                                                                Paint kandu 'veedu' vaangaruthennu..!!

                                                              Funny SMS Messages and Short SMS Jokes for Mobile Phones.

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