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Be optimistic!| SMS by Richard Kronick
Think positive today! It will be a great day. There is always a chance that your boss will get carried off by a pack of wolves.
Great lines by K V Ramachandran Nair:
"Change cannot be given to you every time. You must bring the change."
Who's K V Ramachandran Nair?
He is a bus conductor. Now read it again!! :p :p :p :p
For friendship call or watsapp: 7736619082
next gen LKG poem| SMS by jamsheerali kp
next generatn's LKG poem
open your whatsapp
Funny SMS in Hindi| SMS by Jeet
Two Commerce Students talking...
Mehul: Oh! Sorry yaar,I heard about your breakup. Is it true?
Mehul: You must be sad na.. ....
Rahul: No yaar! We are commerce students! I have kept 1 gf as reserved for doubtful debts.
husband and wife| SMS by Aswathy SR Achu
A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked How much pay...
Devil: Nothing, hell to hell is free... :-)
Marriage equation| SMS by Banter De G-neous
The Equation of Marriage:
7 Glances = 1 Smile
7 Smiles = 1 Meeting
7 Meetings = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposals = 1 Marriage
And that 1 marriage has 77777+
So beware of a glance. Whatsapp +256702930455
Teacher:Can u See God
Teacher: can u touch God
Teacher:Then isn't a GOD
A Boy Raises From His Bench And Said:
"Sir ,can u see ur brain"
Boy:Can u touch ur brain
Boy: OK So u dont hav brain?!
BOYS ARE ALWAYS ROCKIN ..
RULES FOR STUDENTS| SMS by angel star
1-Never make noise in the class bcoz others r sleeping , 2-be absent 2 keep the campus clean, 3-always take books it act as pillow , 4-never come early to class,no one will notice u........Njoy school life........
Why girls block boys.? examples given below
Boy: What's your Name??
Girl: Rani and you?
Girl :"have good day".........
Boy:no thanks....i like "tiger
Girl :what's up...??
Girl :it's my pleasure....!
Boy:my bajaj pulsur.....
watsapp - 7736619082
maDe in inDia lolZ .. <3
A Japani came to INDIA...!
He took an auto to go to the airport,
on the way a Honda overtakes ...
Japani: HONDA made in JAPAN..... very
fast... next a toyota overtakes
Japani: TOYOTA made in JAPAN.....very fast ....
Reached Airport & asked How Much?
Driver: RS. 8000 ....
Japani: Why so expensive??
Driver: METER made in
INDIA ........''VERY FAST.....'' JAI HO ...
for frndship ....
watsapp - 7736619082
ladies first| SMS by Mohd Junaid
2 Lovers decided to suicide...!
Boy jumped 1st, Girl Closed her
eyes n returned
Boy In the Air Opened the
Parachute n Said I
knew that Bitch won't "jump.!
From that day onwards
# Ladies First
Junaid Elampara| SMS by Mohd Junaid
WHY DO STUDENTS FAIL? ?
A year has 365 days
balance :313 summer
8hours daily sleep means 122
1 hour daily playing means
2 hours daily foodmeans 30 days
1hr 4 talking means15 days
exam days total in year 35days
sickness 3days,movies & functions
that 1 day is Ur birthday
HOW CAN A STUDENT PASS?
I love you| SMS by JifFin ThoMas AT
I love you
i love you very much
i love you realy
i love you agan
bcoz. Swami vivek anand paranjatundu love animals. Prethekichu MONKEYS,
classroom Attendance| SMS by Dan Jones
lion ? present sir
zeebra ? present sir
elephant ? present sir
monkey ? monkey!? monkey ????
massage vayichirikkathe present parayeda!!
sO briLLiant ...!
Brilliant Answers by a Student who got 0% Marks.
Question .1 - In which battle did Tipu Sultan Died ?
Ans.- In his Last Battle.
Question .2- What is the Main Reason for Divorce ?.
Question .3- Ganga Flows in which State ?
Ans.- Liquid State.
Question .4- When was Mahatma Gandhi Born?
Ans.- On His Birthday
for love nd frndshp , add me ..
watsapp - 7736619082
needs love women only| SMS by Samuel Jack
Ur Past is a Waste Paper,Present is a News Paper,Future is a Question Paper,So Read & Write carefuly otherwise ur life may be a Tissue paper.. Whatspp me @ +234-8139792003
Relationship Between Men-Men and Women-Women| SMS by Hon Cylus Okenyoru
A woman doesn’t
come home one night. The
next day she tells her
husband that she had slept
over at a girlfriend's house. The husband calls his wife's
10 best friends. None of
them know anything about
it.A man doesn’t come home
one night. The next day he tells his wife that he had
slept over at a friend’s
house. The wife calls her
husband's 10 best men
friends. Eight of them
confirm that he had slept over, and two claim that he
was still there.
U r a bitch| SMS by Arun Az Criz
U are a BITCH
don't panic bitch means,
ARE U SMILE NOW ?
So u r a realy *BITCH*
Boyz always rockz| SMS by Heart Smuggler
Best slogan by a boy on the occasion of world
This is The Only Planet
Where U Get Girls.!
Laugh for once| SMS by bella whit
I crack a joke
To make you smile
A hardened look on your face
Is your reply.
Not a peep not a word
it's like meeting a silent bird;
Strange and unusual
Out of the midst of a scowl
The corners of her mouth
Turn upwards into
A beautiful smile.
A laugh, a happy ray of hope.
I am having
an unordinary day
A man received an unknown call.| SMS by Achu SJ
A man received an unknown call..
Girl : hello do you have a gf??
Man : no, who are you darling?
Girl : M ur girl friend Diana, hate u
Again man got a call
Girl : do u have a gf??
Man : yes darling
Girl : m ur wife Alice, hate u
Man : oh sorry honey i didn't recognise u
Girl : m Diana i knew it that u have a wife, Hate u liar...
Man : wtf..... :-P:-D
Hey....please help me as a friend| SMS by Sherly Jayanthi
Hey..,please could you send me a passport size photo of yours...Please do me this favour... As a biology student i have to do research about monkeys it would be very helpful
If a BARBER makes amistake,it’s a new style. .If a POLI| SMS by uv rokzz
If a BARBER makes a
it’s a new style. .
If a POLITICIAN makes a
it’s a new law. .
If a SCIENTIST makes a
it’s a new invention. .
If a TAILOR makes a
it’s a new fashion. .
If a TEACHER makes a
it’s a new theory. .
If a STUDENT makes a
it’s a "MISTAKE" .
This iz cheating...
For boyfriends and girlfriends| SMS by Rip Kitty Mendez
I don't know
i don't know who?
i dont know who i am because i got lost in to your eyes(from boys, for girls only)
i dont know because your perfect for me(from girls, to boys)
www.facebook.com/nalla.payya| SMS by nalla payyan
i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again
girlz are like....
Boy: Marry me?
Girl: Do you have a house?
Girl: Do you have a BMW car?
Girl: How much is your salary?
Boy: No salary.. but..
Girl: No but. You have nothing. How can I marry you? Just leave me, please!!
Boy: I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferraris, 2Porsches.. Why do I still needto buy BMW?! How can I get salary when actually I am the BOSS?
Girl : wanna get married ?
Boy: NO !
funny phone call
Unknown Calls ;
He : Hey , Do you have boy friend ?
She : Yes , Who are you ?
He : Im your brother , Just wait till
i come home !
Another Unknown call
He : Hey , Do you have boyfriend ?
She : No !
He : Im your boyfriend ,You just
broke my heart
She : Sorry , I thought it was my
He : Haha ! Im your brother Let
me reach the house
Don't love a beautiful person.
Don't love a beautiful person.
Love a person who can give you a beautiful life..
Paint kandu 'veedu' vaangaruthennu..!!
hey guyz whats up| SMS by Shan 9605545046
kiss a police lady.
She'l say 'Hands up'
Nvr kis a lady
'next plz' Always kiss a
tcher.Coz she'l say
repeat it 10times.
Shan Say's| SMS by Shan 9605545046
If a girL has
baLance in her ceLL, then she
has a boy friend,
If a boy has baLance in his
ceLL, then he has no girL
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