Malayalam SMS Jokes - Malayalam Comedy SMS Messages
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4 all friendz,
Hotel anennu karuthi oral barber shopil keyri...
hotel allennu mansilayappo ayal irangipoyi...
-vinu.SMS by Vishnu 9747 632 633 -
Kothuku....
Ninte sannidhyam njan ariyunnu,
Ninte shabdam ente kathukalku imbamakunnu,
Ninte sparshanam enne unarthunnu
po "KOTHUKE"
thalli kollum njan...SMS by __younus 9895444580 -
Good night...
Nanmayudeyum
Neethiyudeyum
Sathyathintyum
Vinayathinteyum
Budhiyudeyum
Soundarya thinteyum
Pratheekamaya 'NJAN'
urangan pokunnu...
good night!SMS by __younus 9895444580 -
a smALL Pr0blEm
ORU SIMPLE PROBLEM...
Oru roominte rent Rs. 75. 3per share ettu. Oralude share Rs. 25. Total 75rupa. Rupa veroru aalude kaivasam ownerku koduthu vittu. Owner 70 rupa aduthittu bakki 5rupa ayalku koduthu. Ayal 2rupaku chayakudichu. Baki 3rupa 3perku 1rupa vechu thirichukoduthu. appole oralku chilavu 24rupa. So
24*3=72
chaya=2
then 72+2=74
Appole 1rupa avide. ? .
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. Vegam para
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pattiche............9744610619
"avalumayi rathriyil vannappol veetil aarumilla Aval valere 'fresh' ayirunnu
purathu nalla mazha, Aval nannayi nanajirunnu, Pettennu current poyi..
Ente nenjidippu koodi... ; Enthu cheyyum.. ? Adyamayitta... njan ee'AVALU' Thinnunnad. athum sarkkara illathe... -
learn hindi
Is Duniya Me Koyi Nahi: "Ee Duniyavil kozhi illa"
Koyi Bath Nahi: "Kozhi Kulikarilla"
Woh Mujse Poocha: "Avan Ente poochaye Chodichu"
Woh Bar Bar Poocha: "Avan Barilum poyi poochaye Chodichu"
Ki Tum Bhi Mere Sath Avo: Nee Thumbiye Pidikan Porumo"
Kerala Se Ane Vala He: "Keralathil Ana Val Kittum"SMS by reshma sukesh -
Best Boy Friend....
Dear friends........
Me back in pro kerala aftr big break
Njoy again......
By
Best Boy Friend... : )SMS by ¤ Noufal Kareem ¤ -
Azheekkode
: -xSukumaar azheekode: -
Moham kondal innedhu pennum poochaye pole,
pathiye pathiye ath pal pathram kudich vatikyum.
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Ivide kavi parayunna PAL PATHRAM steelinte ano?
Adhava anengil thanne adhil undayirunnu ennu kavi avakasapedunna PAL milma pal ano?
Adhava milma pal anengl, adhu kudichu vaticha poocha kaatt poochayano?
Kaatt poochayanengil athinte niramendh?
Idhonnum kavi ivide paranjitila, pinnenganeyanu idhoru kavitha agunadh?
Idhil vritham undo? Thrikonam undo?
E kavitha sadharanakkare udhesich ullathalla, boorshagalaya sambanna vargathe kurichulladhanu..
Oru sadharanakaranu moham thonniyal avanu kudich vatikyan ivide palundo?
Oru ltr palinu inu 5 rs koottiyathinal pal chaaya maatti kattanchaya akendathinte avsyagatha nammal manasilakendathan suhruthukkale... -
mst humr gdnt msg
Inbox thurannal
Gd mng, Gd eve, Gd Nt
ingane oru koottam.
Hai, Hellow, Hw R U,
ingane vere oru koottam.
Vere chilar Tintu moneyum
Sardarineyum vidilla.
Mammoottiyeyum
Mohanlalineyum veruthe
vidilla.
Pinne, Ee msg 20 perk Fwd
cheithillenkil Daivam kannil
kuthumennu chilar, Fwd
cheithal etho oruthante
Appuppanu 5ps kittumennu
mattu chilar... ,
Hmmm......
Enthayalum ini njan vanna
karyathilekku kadakkam.. ,
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. GD NITESMS by nikhil kvlm -
NOSTALJIC................
NATTIDA VAZHIKALILE MARA THANALUKALUM........
MAMBU MANAKKUNNA THODIKALUM.............
KOITHOZHINJA PADANGALUM..........
MATTORU VENALAVATHIYUDE VEDHIYAKUMBOL,
KAI VITTU POYA BHALYA KALATHINTE,
VISHATHA SMRITHIKALIL ALAYUNNA,
ENTE MANASINU MUNNIL,
EE OZHIVU KALAVUM VEDHANAYARNNA ORU ORMAYAYI THEERUNNU............................ -
Snahamullavar
Snehamullavar swapnathil varuvaan
prarthichu kidannoloo.
But,
Athoru sheelamaakkanda,
Kaaranam enikku ennum
varaan pattiyillenkilo?
Gud niteSMS by Noufal Kareem. OKL -
Ummanchandi sarkaar!
Avarachan puzhayil ninu kure meenukale jeevanoode konduvanu.. Pakshe enthu cheyyaaam, pachakam cheyan veetil GAS illa, INDUCTION cookerinaanenkil karandumila.. Angane irikumbol thante bharya athine puzhayil thanne kondu vidan paranju.. Avarachan kondu vittappol aa meenukal engane mudravakyam vilichu: "UMMANCHANDI SARKKAR SINDABAD"..
Snd sms to 7293232727SMS by Bibin Hashley Op -
enne lokham manassilaakki tudangiya naal..
Annu enikku 6 vayasu..
njan 1st std padikunnu. motham classil46 kuttikal.
Oru divasam mercy teachr ennod chodichu,
"ente kayil 45 choclate und, ath engane 46 kutikalk kodukum
njan paranju
"Eniku venda miss avarku kodutholu.. "
"Noufal Kareem"enna valiya manassulla kuttiye lokam manasilaki thudangiyathu avide ninnanu.
note: peru edit cheyth thenditharam kanikaruth, paranjekkaam.. -
sWapnam kaanum
Innu nee nalla sWapnam kaanum, ninte aa sWapnathil sUndaranaya oRuvan varum, pAkshe ithu oru sheelamakkaruth.
Enikku ennum varaan pattillaSMS by shiju kv 9930535634 -
Athan "KSRTC BUS" YATHRA
kaathiripinte Sukham
Kaanathirikumbozula Nombaram
Kanditum kanathe Pokumbozulla Vedhana
Kittiyalulla Anubhoothi
Athan "KSRTC BUS"YATHRA.SMS by __younus 9895444580 -
kashtam...
bus yathrakidayil vikariyachan thante munpil ninna penninte vayaril thadavi..
Apole penkutty achanodu chodichu mathaayiyude suvishesham 113 vayichitundo.
Achan nanichu thalathazthi
veetil chennu mathayi suvishesham vayichu achan njhetti.. !
Ninte kaikal melpotu uyarthoo avideyanu swargam!! -
baratheeyam,.....
oru indian girl kuninju namaskarichaal namuku avalude enthu kanichu tharunnu?
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"indian samskaram"
nee ipol vicharichathu ninte samskaramSMS by sreehari 9633437447