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  • 4 all friendz,

      Hotel anennu karuthi oral barber shopil keyri...

      hotel allennu mansilayappo ayal irangipoyi...

      -vinu.

    • Kothuku....

        Ninte sannidhyam njan ariyunnu,
        Ninte shabdam ente kathukalku imbamakunnu,
        Ninte sparshanam enne unarthunnu
        po "KOTHUKE"
        thalli kollum njan...

      • ninakkula dinam

          Ninneyum ninte kazhivineyum lokam thirichariyunna oru divasam varum.

          Aa divasam vanirikunu

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          hapy april fool

        • Good night...

            Nanmayudeyum
            Neethiyudeyum
            Sathyathintyum
            Vinayathinteyum
            Budhiyudeyum
            Soundarya thinteyum
            Pratheekamaya 'NJAN'
            urangan pokunnu...
            good night!

          • A notice in a factory

              A notice in a factory for girl workers: -

              If your skirt is long, protect yourself from Engines…. If your skirt is short, protect yourself from Engineers …. !

            • a smALL Pr0blEm

                ORU SIMPLE PROBLEM...

                Oru roominte rent Rs. 75. 3per share ettu. Oralude share Rs. 25. Total 75rupa. Rupa veroru aalude kaivasam ownerku koduthu vittu. Owner 70 rupa aduthittu bakki 5rupa ayalku koduthu. Ayal 2rupaku chayakudichu. Baki 3rupa 3perku 1rupa vechu thirichukoduthu. appole oralku chilavu 24rupa. So

                24*3=72

                chaya=2

                then 72+2=74

                Appole 1rupa avide. ? .

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                . Vegam para 

              • pattiche............9744610619

                  "avalumayi rathriyil vannappol veetil aarumilla Aval valere 'fresh' ayirunnu

                  purathu nalla mazha, Aval nannayi nanajirunnu, Pettennu current poyi..

                  Ente nenjidippu koodi... ; Enthu cheyyum.. ? Adyamayitta... njan ee'AVALU' Thinnunnad. athum sarkkara illathe...

                • 7736301254/suhail

                    Boy: njan kiss thannittu odippoyal nee enthu cheyyum

                    Girl: enthu cheyyan cycle odikkan ariyathavan bell adichittu odi ennu vicharikkum

                  • learn hindi

                      Is Duniya Me Koyi Nahi: "Ee Duniyavil kozhi illa"
                      Koyi Bath Nahi: "Kozhi Kulikarilla"
                      Woh Mujse Poocha: "Avan Ente poochaye Chodichu"
                      Woh Bar Bar Poocha: "Avan Barilum poyi poochaye Chodichu"
                      Ki Tum Bhi Mere Sath Avo: Nee Thumbiye Pidikan Porumo"
                      Kerala Se Ane Vala He: "Keralathil Ana Val Kittum"

                    • Best Boy Friend....

                        Dear friends........

                        Me back in pro kerala aftr big break

                        Njoy again......

                        By

                        Best Boy Friend... : )

                      • ente vedhana

                          njan karanju, aarumente kanneru kandilla. eniku santosham vannu, aarumente chiri kandilla. Oduvil njan bvrajsinu munpil Q ninnu, athu ella nayinte makkalum kandu.

                        • Azheekkode

                            : -xSukumaar azheekode: -

                            Moham kondal innedhu pennum poochaye pole,
                            pathiye pathiye ath pal pathram kudich vatikyum.
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                            Ivide kavi parayunna PAL PATHRAM steelinte ano?
                            Adhava anengil thanne adhil undayirunnu ennu kavi avakasapedunna PAL milma pal ano?
                            Adhava milma pal anengl, adhu kudichu vaticha poocha kaatt poochayano?
                            Kaatt poochayanengil athinte niramendh?
                            Idhonnum kavi ivide paranjitila, pinnenganeyanu idhoru kavitha agunadh?
                            Idhil vritham undo? Thrikonam undo?
                            E kavitha sadharanakkare udhesich ullathalla, boorshagalaya sambanna vargathe kurichulladhanu..
                            Oru sadharanakaranu moham thonniyal avanu kudich vatikyan ivide palundo?
                            Oru ltr palinu inu 5 rs koottiyathinal pal chaaya maatti kattanchaya akendathinte avsyagatha nammal manasilakendathan suhruthukkale...

                          • Padnabhabha

                              Padmanabha Swami KshetrathiLe Last NiLavarayum Thurannu.

                              AthiL VaLiya Oru Petti Niraye Raajavu Cash KodukanuLLavrude List.

                            • Keep in ur Brain

                                Dont Keep me in ur Heart..........

                                But Keep me in ur Brain.........

                                Bcoz the biggest empty place gives much comfort .................

                                he he he ................... : )

                              • mst humr gdnt msg

                                  Inbox thurannal

                                  Gd mng, Gd eve, Gd Nt

                                  ingane oru koottam.

                                  Hai, Hellow, Hw R U,

                                  ingane vere oru koottam.

                                  Vere chilar Tintu moneyum

                                  Sardarineyum vidilla.

                                  Mammoottiyeyum

                                  Mohanlalineyum veruthe

                                  vidilla.

                                  Pinne, Ee msg 20 perk Fwd

                                  cheithillenkil Daivam kannil

                                  kuthumennu chilar, Fwd

                                  cheithal etho oruthante

                                  Appuppanu 5ps kittumennu

                                  mattu chilar... ,

                                  Hmmm......

                                  Enthayalum ini njan vanna

                                  karyathilekku kadakkam.. ,

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                                  . GD NITE

                                • Edi vanchakee

                                    "LOvE"

                                    In France: Is a Comedy

                                    In England: Its Tragedy

                                    In Italy: Its a Wonder

                                    In Germany: Its a Drama

                                    BuT

                                    In India: National Game for Girls!

                                  • NOSTALJIC................

                                      NATTIDA VAZHIKALILE MARA THANALUKALUM........
                                      MAMBU MANAKKUNNA THODIKALUM.............
                                      KOITHOZHINJA PADANGALUM..........
                                      MATTORU VENALAVATHIYUDE VEDHIYAKUMBOL,
                                      KAI VITTU POYA BHALYA KALATHINTE,
                                      VISHATHA SMRITHIKALIL ALAYUNNA,
                                      ENTE MANASINU MUNNIL,
                                      EE OZHIVU KALAVUM VEDHANAYARNNA ORU ORMAYAYI THEERUNNU............................

                                    • Snahamullavar

                                        Snehamullavar swapnathil varuvaan
                                        prarthichu kidannoloo.
                                        But,
                                        Athoru sheelamaakkanda,
                                        Kaaranam enikku ennum
                                        varaan pattiyillenkilo?
                                        Gud nite

                                      • SMS JOKE.......................

                                          l Oru L kandittano ithrayum thiranjath.
                                          Appol irachi kandalo...... ?
                                          H0oo....... !
                                          Enthoru
                                          aarthi.

                                        • 4 all friendz,

                                            Hi,
                                            9747632633 dis is my new number
                                            pls save it
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                                            Pinne
                                            Veroru
                                            karyam
                                            Undu
                                            Ente
                                            Pazhaya
                                            Numberum
                                            Ithu thanneyanu...
                                            'april FOOL wishes!'...
                                            Ha ha hooo...
                                            -gud morng,
                                            -vinu-

                                          • Ummanchandi sarkaar!

                                              Avarachan puzhayil ninu kure meenukale jeevanoode konduvanu.. Pakshe enthu cheyyaaam, pachakam cheyan veetil GAS illa, INDUCTION cookerinaanenkil karandumila.. Angane irikumbol thante bharya athine puzhayil thanne kondu vidan paranju.. Avarachan kondu vittappol aa meenukal engane mudravakyam vilichu: "UMMANCHANDI SARKKAR SINDABAD"..

                                              Snd sms to 7293232727

                                            • enne lokham manassilaakki tudangiya naal..

                                                Annu enikku 6 vayasu..

                                                njan 1st std padikunnu. motham classil46 kuttikal.

                                                Oru divasam mercy teachr ennod chodichu,

                                                "ente kayil 45 choclate und, ath engane 46 kutikalk kodukum

                                                njan paranju

                                                "Eniku venda miss avarku kodutholu.. "

                                                "Noufal Kareem"enna valiya manassulla kuttiye lokam manasilaki thudangiyathu avide ninnanu.

                                                note: peru edit cheyth thenditharam kanikaruth, paranjekkaam..

                                              • enikke yathoru madiyum illa

                                                  paisaykke valla aavasyavum undenkil kadamayo allatheyo chodikkan madikkaruth.
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                                                  tharanippol nalla soukaryam illada pattyyyyy ennu parayan enikke yathoru madiyum illa.

                                                • 4 all frndz,

                                                    manthri: prabho yudhathinu thayarakan ayal rajyathe rajav msg ayachitund. Endhu cheyyanam?
                                                    rajav: "message sending failed"ennu thirichu ayacheku..

                                                    -vinu-

                                                  • sWapnam kaanum

                                                      Innu nee nalla sWapnam kaanum, ninte aa sWapnathil sUndaranaya oRuvan varum, pAkshe ithu oru sheelamakkaruth.
                                                      Enikku ennum varaan pattilla

                                                    • Athan "KSRTC BUS" YATHRA

                                                        kaathiripinte Sukham

                                                        Kaanathirikumbozula Nombaram

                                                        Kanditum kanathe Pokumbozulla Vedhana

                                                        Kittiyalulla Anubhoothi

                                                        Athan "KSRTC BUS"YATHRA.

                                                      • weekl day jobs

                                                          Who started the concept of 5 days a week and 2 days off….

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                                                          . Paanchaali…!

                                                        • kashtam...

                                                            bus yathrakidayil vikariyachan thante munpil ninna penninte vayaril thadavi..

                                                            Apole penkutty achanodu chodichu mathaayiyude suvishesham 113 vayichitundo.

                                                            Achan nanichu thalathazthi

                                                            veetil chennu mathayi suvishesham vayichu achan njhetti.. !

                                                            Ninte kaikal melpotu uyarthoo avideyanu swargam!!

                                                          • baratheeyam,.....

                                                              oru indian girl kuninju namaskarichaal namuku avalude enthu kanichu tharunnu?
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                                                              "indian samskaram"

                                                              nee ipol vicharichathu ninte samskaram

                                                            • nannayikude?

                                                                Bore adikunnundo da

                                                                Thinking what to do

                                                                open the zib

                                                                enter ur hands in between the zib

                                                                take out ur..

                                                                Book! Frm ur Bag n Study!

                                                                Nannayikoode. !

                                                                By shan

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