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  • In Harihar Nagar

      Thomasukutti: "Da kinattil eli veenu kidakkunnu'

      Mahadevan: "aa elippetti kinattil idadey"

      Govindankutty: "venda namukku poochaye irakkaam"

      Appukkuttan: "aarum pedikkenda... njaan kinattil elivisham kalakkiyittundu... "

    • A Friendship Greeting

        punchirikondu poonilaavum,

        vaakkukal kondu thenmazhayum,

        sneham kondente hrudayavum niracha

        ente priya kootukaaranu oru valiya..

        'MANGATHOLI'

      • Jeevithathil dukhangal undaakumbol

          Jeevithathil dukhangal undaakumbol..
          vedanayaal hrudayam vingumbol..
          kannukal niranju kaviyumbol...
          Onnu maathram orkkuka...

          Ellaam swantham kaiyilirippu kondaa...

        • Vishwasam - athalle ellaam

            Ammu nee ente jeevan alle mole!

            Innu nee thakarthathu vishwasamaanu

            nenchodu cherthu njaan valarthiya vishwasam (achan letter churuttunnu)

            makal thirichu varunnu... (focus on hands)

            kettupiduchu karayunnu... (thaze ezhuthi kaanikkunnu)

            "Vishwasam... athalle ellaam"

            Kalyan Jewelers

            - Ithokke ezhuthikaanikkumbolum baagum pidichu carinaduthu nilkkunna paavam

            payyane aarum kandilla...

            athum oru vishwasam alle...

            thakarkkappetta vishwasam...

            Boyz welfare council

          • Puli Irangi

              Kanjirappalliyil PULI irangi

              Erumeliyil KAATTANA irangi

              nee veettil thanne irunno.

              Nammude naatil KAZHUTHA irangi ennu naatukare kondu parayikkenda.

            • Amme narayana!!!!!!!!!!!

                ayalkaran narayanan auto vangiyathu kandu Hydrosum auto vangi..........

                Narayanan autoku perittu
                "AMME NARAYANA"
                athu kandu Hydrosum perittu
                "AMME HYDROSE"

              • rama rama pahima!!!!!!!!!!!

                  Clasil erunnu Rama Rama chollunna kutti galodu............

                  Teacher: kutti enthina Rama Rama chollunnathu?

                  Kutti: Amma paranjittondu urangunnathinu munbu Raama naamam japikkanam ennu.....

                • Funny Malayalam SMS

                    Walk in your own way
                    love in your own style
                    think in your own manner
                    talk in your own words
                    then only people will say
                    "KURUTHAMKETTAVAN AARU PARANJALUM KELKKILLA"

                  • Sardar n frnd

                      Sardar n frnd shopil ulli vaangan poyi...

                      Frnd to salesman: 1

                      litre ulli.
                      Ithu kettu sardar bayangara chiri

                      Frnd: entha?

                      sardar: potta, nammal kuppi eduthilla!!

                    • Nammude Veedallallo!!

                        Wife:
                        Bhoomi kulungunnundennu thonnunnu!!!
                        veedu ipol

                        veezhum !

                        Sardar:
                        Nee kidannu urngan nokku. Nammude veedu allallo..

                        Vaadaka veedalle..

                      • Father son joke

                          Father: examinu nee thottaal pinne enne acha ennu vilikkanda.
                          Kurachu

                          divasam kazhinju

                          Father: enthayi result?

                          Son: Sorry da aliya. 5 subjectinu

                          potti machaa..

                        • Sardar in a software company

                            Sardar attending an interview in software company ...

                            Manager: "Thaangalkku MS OFFICE ariyaamo? "

                            Sardar: "Address thannaal njan

                            pokaam.. !!"

                          • Sardar Graamasabhayil

                              Sardar: Graamasabhayil ivide oru paalam venam

                              Member: paalamo?

                              Sardar: athe

                              Member: athinu ivide puzha illallo.

                              Sardar: ennal oru puzhayum venam!!!

                            • Sardar in post office

                                Sardar: My wife kidnapped

                                POSTMAN: Ithu post office anu

                                mister police station alla.

                                Sardar: Sorry, santhosham kondu kannu kaanan pattunnilla!!

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