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  • tintu mon....

      Tintu Mon : Ente muthachan marichappam sambathu muzhuvan orphanage-nu ezhuthi koduthu...
      Teacher : oh....!enthoke undaayirunn..?

      Tintu Mon : 9 penmakkal

    • tintumon jokes ahhahha

        Tintumon teacherinod:I love you
        Teacher:nee ente kayin thall medikkum
        Tintu:njaan paranjal thall chako maash paranjal umma ith evidethe nyaayam

      • tintumon Rocks

          Kuttikal cheyyuna thettukal
          Iruttine undakunu.
          (Swami Vivekananda)
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          Iruttil cheyyunna thettukal
          Kuttikale undakunnu.
          (Swami Tintumon

        • Shavapetty

            Doctor : sorry mr tintu ningalude barya
            marichu
            Tintu : enthu marichu poyenno, ayyoooooo.....
            Barya : shavamadkunna samayathu ayyo chetta njan marichitilla
            Tintu : midathiriyadiii........ MBBS padicha docterekalum vivaram SSLC thotta ninakalle

          • It is belong to Sex shayari !

              Jindagi ek jhand hai , fir v ghamand hai ! Jo hr larke k pass hota hai , wahi mre pass v lund hai !

            • Hot funny comedy

                Tintu mon palacharakku kadayillll
                kadakaran : m enthu venam??
                Tintu : 2 muttayum ariyum!...
                Kadakaran : ennal ariyada mutta patty...

              • Tintu's exam in CBCSS (Grading with GPA)

                  Sir: entha tintu ne exam paperil kallu (stone) pothinju vakunath?

                  Tintu: sir, weightage nokiya mark idunath enu enik ariyam. Kurach weight kootana...

                • dundumol kinatil tintumon is always cool

                    Kinatil kidanu Dundu: da tintu enik neenthal ariyathilada!!!!

                    Tintu: Dundu vishamikathe. Elavarkum elaam ariyanam enu ila. Entae karyam nok. Enik paadan ariyila enu vach athum paranju nadakarundo?

                  • Kathakali book cheyyan vanna tintu

                      Kadhakali book cheyyan vanna kadhakalikkaranodu: Enthu kaliya ullathu
                      Kadhakalikkaran: Keechakavadham
                      Tintu: Etharyavum
                      Kadhakalikkaran: 10000
                      Tinutu: Kurayumo
                      Kadhakalikkaran: Illa
                      Tintu: Enthelum onnu kurakku...kollendaonnu pedippichu vittal mathi

                    • chumma ......

                        Tintu : Ammee Ee Mutta Eduthond Pooo...
                        Enik Kaanandaaa...
                        Amma : Enthu pattiyadaaa mone mutta
                        kayikunnath nallathalle...
                        Tintu : Ee Mutta Kaanumbo Enik kanakkin
                        Kittiya Maark Oorma varunnu...
                        Kondu pooo ee mutta kandu kandu
                        Beruthupoooyi....

                      • Cumma oru .....

                          Tintu_Mon : Njan Jenikkunnathin munb Amma
                          Enne Kanditundoo...???
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                          Tintu : Appol Njan Janichathin Shesham
                          Engane Enne Manassilaayi...??

                          Shan

                        • Intresting joke

                            tintumon hoteliel poi
                            chicken 65 order chaithu
                            kaichu
                            bill pay chaithu
                            No Comedy
                            thopiche....

                            by letthi popzing

                          • TINTU MON & THEIF

                              A theif in tintus house : he open the cupboad

                              At that time tintu wake up : He ask who are u ?

                              Theif : I am a theif ..... give me all ur precious things ....

                              Tintu : there is nothing precious ..... When you going take my all books ..... if not ... i will callll every one :) :) :)

                            • Tintu Mon Freakout

                                Tin2 Cls el late aaye vannapol !
                                Teacher : da Tintu nennodu late aaye cls el vararuth ennu paranjettelleda ......?
                                Tint2 : Sorry Teacher ...!
                                Teacher : njn chodikkunna questinu anser aparanjettu nee clas el kayareyyal mate ,''njn pashu vene kettte nnu english el angene parayum ....?
                                Tin2 : i Marred the cow :p .......?

                              • who started first?

                                  Teacher;u've 2 aim for 90% marks
                                  Tintu;dont worry i'll get hundred%marks
                                  Teacher;r u joking?
                                  Tintu:who started first?!!

                                • Tintu mon rocks

                                    3 couples and including tintu mon and his wife

                                    1st couple :- aa sughar ingu iduthey panchaarey

                                    2nd couple :- aa liver ingu iduthey karaley

                                    3rd couple tintu mon and wife :- wife kandilley manushya avarudey sneha praghadanam ennode ithuvarey snehathodey paranjittundo
                                    tintu mon :- aaa beef ingu iduthey pothey

                                    Tintu Mon Rocks

                                  • Tintu in bus

                                      Tintumonum dudndumonm busil kayari
                                      kanductor tintuvinodu:engotta
                                      tintu:thiruvananthapuram vare
                                      kunductor:arokeund
                                      tintu:achan,amma,muthachan,aniyan
                                      kanductor:450 rooba
                                      thiruvananthapurathu vechu busil ninnirangiya tintu dunduvinodu:puthiya parishkarangle nammal randu per vannathinu vettilullavarkku vare ticket edukkanam
                                      by-gibin biju (9562045492)

                                    • TINTU IN TEA SHOP

                                        (Tintu mon chaayakadayil)
                                        tintu:chetta ee flaskil ethra tea kollum
                                        tea man:1....,2.....,3....,oru 6 tea kollum
                                        tintu:annaal (3 kattan),(2coffee),(1tea) vegam akatte

                                      • UPUMAV ALAKKAAN

                                          Physics classil
                                          Teacher:Tintuu ooshmav alakunnath enth upakaranathinte perenth?
                                          (Urangikondirikkunnu tintu chaadiyezhunnet):Chatukam
                                          Teacher: Njan entha chodiche?
                                          Tintu:Upumav ilakkunna upakaranathinte peralle

                                          One and only
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                                        • ante hridayam ambalamala

                                            tint u Thant loverinod : priye nine Nan ante hridayathilek kshenikate
                                            lover : nan cherup urano
                                            tintu : venda ante hridayam ambalamala cherip etondum varam

                                          • Hiiiiiiiiiii du du

                                              Tin2:-Nee SACHINE kandittundo? Ikku:-Pinnallathe
                                              enik
                                              Budhi vacha kalam muthal kanan
                                              thudangiyathanu.
                                              Tin2:-Appol Nee ithuvare
                                              Kandittille?

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                                            • Nokanda Unni Ith Njan Alla

                                                Doctor:ningal budhi
                                                ullavanano? Tintu:atheDr:ennal
                                                ningale pallillatha naya kadichal
                                                enthu cheyyum? Tintumon:sooji
                                                illatha injection vekum..

                                              • 4 All vistrz

                                                  Girl: Njan ninte kude
                                                  bikeil pokunath ente achan
                                                  kandeda .
                                                  Boy: Ayyo! Ennit enthayi.? Girl:Enthakan..! businte paisa
                                                  thirichu vangi!

                                                • suhail 7736301254

                                                    Tin2: Custmrcare Alle? Ente Aniyan Tuttu SIM Card Vizhungi.
                                                    Exctv :Athinu Njangalenthu Venam.
                                                    Tin2: Avan Samsarikunund. .
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                                                    Paisa povo. . .???

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                                                      Theegolangal panchu vannalum,pemariyum sunamiyum bhoomiyilekirangi vannalum,kodungattil ellam ilaki marinjalum ninne kanan nhan varum,nee evide anenkilum ninne thedi varum.....
                                                      lover:Nale varumo....?
                                                      tintu: nokkatte,mazhayillenkil varam...

                                                    • kallan enna peru

                                                        Tintumon said to dundumon when dundu got first rank in UKG B:

                                                        "Kallan ennu peru veezunna poleyaa schoolil "Padipist"enna peru veezhunnathu...

                                                        Thechalum, maychalum pokilla...

                                                        Nammal sookshichaal namukku kollam.. Enikku athraye parayaanullu

                                                      • Tin2 and frnd in shop

                                                          Tin2 n frnd shopil ulli vaangan poyi...

                                                          Frnd to salesman: 1

                                                          litre ulli.
                                                          Ithu kettu sardar bayangara chiri

                                                          Frnd: entha?

                                                          Tin2: potta, nammal kuppi eduthilla!!

                                                        • Exam of tin2...

                                                            Father: examinu nee thottaal pinne enne acha ennu vilikkanda.

                                                            Kurachu divasam kazhinju

                                                            Father: enthayi result?

                                                            Tin2: Sorry da aliya. 5 subjectinu potti machaa..

                                                          • Nammalude veedallallo

                                                              Wife:
                                                              Bhoomi kulungunnundennu thonnunnu!!!
                                                              veedu ipol veezhum !

                                                              Tin2:
                                                              Nee kidannu urngan nokku. Nammude veedu allallo.. Vaadaka veedalle..

                                                            • Tin2 Gramasabhayil

                                                                Tin2: Graamasabhayil ivide oru paalam venam

                                                                Member: paalamo?

                                                                Tin2: athe

                                                                Member: athinu ivide puzha illallo.

                                                                Tin2: ennal oru puzhayum venam!!!

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