Name:Sam
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  • :( ...സ്നേഹം ... :(

      ഹൃദയം വിററ കാശുമായാണ്
      ഞാനവളുടെ സ്നേഹം
      വാങ്ങാന് പോയത്........
      ഇപ്പോളവള് പറയുന്നു..
      ഹൃദയമില്ലാത്തവരെ
      സ്നേഹിക്കില്ലെന്ന്....
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      For friendship call or watsapp me : 7736619082

    • KV RAMACHANDRAN

        Great lines by K V Ramachandran Nair:

        "Change cannot be given to you every time. You must bring the change."
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        Who's K V Ramachandran Nair?
        He is a bus conductor. Now read it again!! :p :p :p :p
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        For friendship call or watsapp: 7736619082

      • kerala rockzz!

          കേരളത്തിലെ റോഡുകൾ ടാർ ചെയ്ത്‌ കഴിഞ്ഞാൽ ഉടനെ ത ന്നെ "Best Before 3 Months "
          എന്ന കുറച്ച്‌ ബോർഡുകൾ റോഡിനോഡ്‌ ഇട വിട്ട്‌ സ്താപിക്കുന്നത്‌ വളരെ മ്മനോഹരമായിരിക്കും ...
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          For friendship call,message or watsapp me : 7736619082

        • Enn nashtangal

            നീ നടന്ന വഴികളിലൂടെനിക്ക
            ് യാത്രയാകണം
            നിന്റെ നഷ്ടങ്ങളെല്ലാം
            എടുത്തു കാത്തുവയ്ക്കാൻ
            നീ തേടിയെത്തുംവരെ ..
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            For friendship call or watsapp: 7736619082

          • I dont like to be a lOve failure <3

              Aadhyam swapnangal sammanikkum
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              Pinne mohangalum aashakalum sammanikkum
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              Avasanam ormakal sammanich aval pokum
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              Angane ee ormakaliloode kalangal orupadu kazhiyum
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              Athinidayil evideyo avalekkal sundariye kandumuttum
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              #don't like to be a love failure
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              Watsapp : 7736619082

            • Ennalum Aval :(

                എന്നെ എകന്തതയുടെ ഇരുൾകെട്ടില്ലേക്ക്‌ തള്ളിയിട്ടു
                നിഴലായി മറഞ്ഞകന്നവൾ
                ഇന്നു മറ്റൊരുത്തന്റെ എകന്തതക്‌ തറ കല്ല് ഇട്ടുകൊണ്ടിരിക്യുന്നു ....
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                അവന്റെ വിധി
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                For frndship : 7736619082

              • കാമുകനോ / കാമുകിയോ

                  പറയാതെ വരുന്ന കാമുകനോ/കാമുകിയോ
                  ആണു മരണം
                  വന്നാൽ കൊണ്ടു പോകും ..
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                  For frndship call or watsapp : 7736619082

                • ശുഭദിനo ... <3

                    വലിയവരിൽ എളിയവരായ്‌ ജീവിക്കുക

                    എല്ലാം നിങ്ങളെ തേടിയെത്തും !!

                    ശുഭദിനം
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                    For friendship call me or watsapp: 7736619082

                  • എൻ പ്രണയിനി

                      എന്റെ എല്ലാ നഷ്ട്റ്റങ്ങളും എന്റെ പ്രിയപെട്ട സ്വപ്നങ്ങൾ ആയിരുന്നു .... അതു പോലെ എന്റെ നഷ്ട പ്രണയവും എന്റെ സ്വപ്നം ആയിരുന്നു ...
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                      For friendship call me or watsapp: 7736619082

                    • kseb ..... kseb

                        Most Romantic
                        State in India??
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                        Kerala

                        Why??
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                        Every Night We r Having Candle light Dinner
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                        Full Credits ‪#‎KSEB‬
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                        Watzapp - 7736619082

                      • boyz rOckzzz

                          Teacher:Can u See God
                          Class:No
                          Teacher: can u touch God
                          Class:No
                          Teacher:Then isn't a GOD

                          A Boy Raises From His Bench And Said:
                          "Sir ,can u see ur brain"
                          Teacher:No
                          Boy:Can u touch ur brain
                          Teacher :No
                          Boy: OK So u dont hav brain?!

                          BOYS ARE ALWAYS ROCKIN ..
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                          for frndship,
                          watzapp- 7736619082

                        • boYs rocKzzz

                            Why girls block boys.? examples given below
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                            Boy: What's your Name??
                            Girl: Rani and you?

                            Boy: Rajaa.....

                            *!blocked!*

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                            Girl :"have good day".........

                            Boy:no thanks....i like "tiger
                            biskets" more......
                            *!Blocked!*
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                            Girl :what's up...??

                            Boy:kerala.....!!

                            *blocked*

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                            Boy:Thank you.......!

                            Girl :it's my pleasure....!
                            Boy:my bajaj pulsur.....

                            **blocked forever**..
                            watsapp - 7736619082

                          • neW geneRation kiD

                              Photographer in a studio
                              to a 6 year old kid: enne noku mone
                              camerayude ullil ninu ippo oru praavu paranu varum..

                              Kid: veruthe aale pattikyandu Focus sherikyum adjust cheyy, potrait mode use cheyyanam, ISO 200nin ullil idu, high resolution pic venam, facebookil upload cheyyana. Hmm... praavu varum athre...
                              ninte achan ittu vechirikyunoda camerakulil motta?!.
                              for frndshp ...
                              add in watzapp - 7736619082

                            • 1 Million Facebook Likez

                                Negalude Profile pic nu 1 million likes veno???

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                                Follow the trick steps..
                                100% working
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                                1)Create a new account!
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                                2) 1st name- 1 million
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                                3) 2nd name- Peoples
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                                Now go to ur profile pic and like it..
                                Then logout and check notification..
                                1 million peoples liked your profile picture...
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                                lol ...
                                for friendship..
                                watzapp - 7736619082

                              • maDe in inDia lolZ .. <3

                                  A Japani came to INDIA...!
                                  He took an auto to go to the airport,
                                  on the way a Honda overtakes ...
                                  Japani: HONDA made in JAPAN..... very
                                  fast... next a toyota overtakes
                                  Japani: TOYOTA made in JAPAN.....very fast ....
                                  Reached Airport & asked How Much?
                                  Driver: RS. 8000 ....
                                  Japani: Why so expensive??
                                  Driver: METER made in
                                  INDIA ........''VERY FAST.....'' JAI HO ...
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                                  watsapp - 7736619082

                                • wOrld cuP spEciaL

                                    worldcup‬

                                    First matchinu shesham oru‪#‎Chunkz‬oru status ittu

                                    "3 Bra- 1 Cr"

                                    ithukandu oru penkutti cmnt cheithu......
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                                    "ithrayum vila koodiyathonnum idanulla bhagyam nammalkille...."
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                                    watsapp - 7736619082

                                  • jOb offerzzz !

                                      job offer in vodafone
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                                      salary: 80000
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                                      qual: 10th or +2 pass
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                                      place: bangalore,kochi
                                      ,kollam,tr
                                      ivandrum,kozhik
                                      ode,malappuram,kottayam
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                                      job: vodafone towerinu
                                      mukalil
                                      irunu
                                      airtel towerinu konjhanam
                                      kuthi
                                      kanikkanam....
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                                      watsapp - 7736619082

                                    • boyz alwayz thinkz abt studies . . . !

                                        ( in a bus ) . . . . .
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                                        Bus driver puts a sudden
                                        brake . . . .
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                                        A boy falls on a girl .
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                                        Girl : what r u doing . . . . .???
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                                        Boy : +2 kazhinju & u . . . . ? ?
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                                        Moral : # boyz always think abou
                                        their studies
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                                        # girls_plz_don't_disturb...
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                                        4 love nd frndshp ,
                                        watsapp - 7736619082

                                      • sO briLLiant ...!

                                          Brilliant Answers by a Student who got 0% Marks.
                                          Question .1 - In which battle did Tipu Sultan Died ?
                                          Ans.- In his Last Battle.
                                          Question .2- What is the Main Reason for Divorce ?.
                                          Ans.- Marriage.
                                          Question .3- Ganga Flows in which State ?
                                          Ans.- Liquid State.
                                          Question .4- When was Mahatma Gandhi Born?
                                          Ans.- On His Birthday

                                          ‪#‎LoLzZ‬.....
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                                          for love nd frndshp , add me ..
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                                          watsapp - 7736619082

                                        • Never miSS a chaNce ...!

                                            Girl crying ;(
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                                            Boy: whats wrong..???
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                                            Girl: nothing
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                                            Boy hugged her and said sorry
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                                            Girl: why did you say sorry..???
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                                            Boy: because... I wasn't their to protect you..
                                            From the person.. Who made you cry...
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                                            # MORAL: oru moralum illa... .
                                            Chance..
                                            Kittiyal Kalayaruth.... Keri angu ketti Pidichonam... Ennit oru diologue
                                            kachiyal mathi.......
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                                            watzapp - 7736619082

                                          • Boyz sTill rOckzzz!

                                              Boy - I luv U.... <3
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                                              Girl - But i luv some one else... :\
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                                              Boy -Ok no problem,Ur
                                              happiness is more
                                              important 4 me than
                                              my luv .
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                                              Moral- pani paliyalum
                                              Dialogue Nammal polikkanam..... ;) :p ;) ...
                                              BOY rokki rOkzzzz
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                                              Add in watzapp - 7736619082

                                            • kizhakkepadam tr@llz ...!

                                                kizhakepaadam nna
                                                athimanoharamaaya.. gramam..
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                                                Avde adhi sundhariyaaya oru..
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                                                kuli
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                                                paambu kadichu..
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                                                ee paambinte okke oru kaaryame..
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                                                kuli kadavil kulikaan kudi
                                                sammadikoola..
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                                                watzapp - 7736619082

                                              • OuR ker@la girLs . . . !!!

                                                  Boy : hi
                                                  Philippines girl : hello.
                                                  Boy : you luk so cute like a angel
                                                  Philippines girl : oh tq u so much
                                                  Boy : do u hav boy frnd?
                                                  Philippines girl : no . I dnt
                                                  boy : I love you
                                                  Philippians girl : i love u too
                                                  Ivalumaroke itharayollu onnu pokki adicha mathi
                                                  no jaadakurach sneham mathram kodutha
                                                  mathipakshe keralathile girlsnu enthu *****
                                                  undayitanavo ithrem Jaada !!shavangal . . .

                                                • pazt is u r teacher

                                                    BILL GATES iN a Restaurant..
                                                    After
                                                    Eating,
                                                    he gav 5$ to the waiter as a tip
                                                    The waiter had a strange feeling
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                                                    his face after the tip:(
                                                    Gates realizd & asked.Wat
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                                                    Waiter: I'm jst amazed Bcoz on
                                                    the same table ur daughter gave Tip
                                                    Of 500$
                                                    & u her Father, richest man in
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                                                    world Only Gave 5$
                                                    Gates Replied:
                                                    "She's daughter of the world's
                                                    richest man, but
                                                    i m the son of a wood cutter."
                                                    (Past is ur best teacher)
                                                    4 frndshp,
                                                    Watzapp-7736619082

                                                  • Penkuttikalude PRANAYAM

                                                      PENKUTTI kalude "PRANAYAM"
                                                      1st time:
                                                      Ishtamalla,alla, alla.
                                                      2nd time:
                                                      Ennea Athrakku Ishtamano?
                                                      3rd time:
                                                      I LOVE U.
                                                      4th time:
                                                      Innale Entha Vilikkathe?
                                                      5th time:
                                                      Oru Nimisham Koodi Ninne
                                                      Pirinjirikan Pattilla.
                                                      6th time:
                                                      Sorry 2 days Ninne Kanan
                                                      Pattiyilla
                                                      7th time:
                                                      I'm really sorry Ente Kalyanam
                                                      Nishchayichu..
                                                      by
                                                      8th time :
                                                      Aara Manassilayilla
                                                      9th time:
                                                      ENTE Jeevitham Thakarkkaruth.
                                                      Plz.
                                                      10th time:
                                                      Mamanu TATA Kodukk Mone..
                                                      Watsapp - 7736619082