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  • ഉപ്പു സത്യാഗ്രഹം.

      Disturb ചെയ്യുന്നെങ്കിൽ sorry...
      ഒരു സംശയം chodichotte ?
      Gandhiji ഉപ്പു സത്യാഗ്രഹം നടത്തിയത് "പോടിയുപ്പിനു വേണ്ടിയാണോ അതോ കല്ലുപ്പിനോ..??"

    • jOb offerzzz !

        job offer in vodafone
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        salary: 80000
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        qual: 10th or +2 pass
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        place: bangalore,kochi
        ,kollam,tr
        ivandrum,kozhik
        ode,malappuram,kottayam
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        job: vodafone towerinu
        mukalil
        irunu
        airtel towerinu konjhanam
        kuthi
        kanikkanam....
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        watsapp - 7736619082

      • boyz alwayz thinkz abt studies . . . !

          ( in a bus ) . . . . .
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          Bus driver puts a sudden
          brake . . . .
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          A boy falls on a girl .
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          Girl : what r u doing . . . . .???
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          Boy : +2 kazhinju & u . . . . ? ?
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          Moral : # boyz always think abou
          their studies
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          # girls_plz_don't_disturb...
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          4 love nd frndshp ,
          watsapp - 7736619082

        • Never miSS a chaNce ...!

            Girl crying ;(
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            Boy: whats wrong..???
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            Girl: nothing
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            Boy hugged her and said sorry
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            Girl: why did you say sorry..???
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            Boy: because... I wasn't their to protect you..
            From the person.. Who made you cry...
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            # MORAL: oru moralum illa... .
            Chance..
            Kittiyal Kalayaruth.... Keri angu ketti Pidichonam... Ennit oru diologue
            kachiyal mathi.......
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            watzapp - 7736619082

          • Boyz sTill rOckzzz!

              Boy - I luv U.... <3
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              Girl - But i luv some one else... :\
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              Boy -Ok no problem,Ur
              happiness is more
              important 4 me than
              my luv .
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              Moral- pani paliyalum
              Dialogue Nammal polikkanam..... ;) :p ;) ...
              BOY rokki rOkzzzz
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              Add in watzapp - 7736619082

            • kizhakkepadam tr@llz ...!

                kizhakepaadam nna
                athimanoharamaaya.. gramam..
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                Avde adhi sundhariyaaya oru..
                teachr..
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                ah teachre.
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                kuli
                kadavil vech...
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                paambu kadichu..
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                ee paambinte okke oru kaaryame..
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                kuli kadavil kulikaan kudi
                sammadikoola..
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                watzapp - 7736619082

              • OuR ker@la girLs . . . !!!

                  Boy : hi
                  Philippines girl : hello.
                  Boy : you luk so cute like a angel
                  Philippines girl : oh tq u so much
                  Boy : do u hav boy frnd?
                  Philippines girl : no . I dnt
                  boy : I love you
                  Philippians girl : i love u too
                  Ivalumaroke itharayollu onnu pokki adicha mathi
                  no jaadakurach sneham mathram kodutha
                  mathipakshe keralathile girlsnu enthu *****
                  undayitanavo ithrem Jaada !!shavangal . . .

                • Penkuttikalude PRANAYAM

                    PENKUTTI kalude "PRANAYAM"
                    1st time:
                    Ishtamalla,alla, alla.
                    2nd time:
                    Ennea Athrakku Ishtamano?
                    3rd time:
                    I LOVE U.
                    4th time:
                    Innale Entha Vilikkathe?
                    5th time:
                    Oru Nimisham Koodi Ninne
                    Pirinjirikan Pattilla.
                    6th time:
                    Sorry 2 days Ninne Kanan
                    Pattiyilla
                    7th time:
                    I'm really sorry Ente Kalyanam
                    Nishchayichu..
                    by
                    8th time :
                    Aara Manassilayilla
                    9th time:
                    ENTE Jeevitham Thakarkkaruth.
                    Plz.
                    10th time:
                    Mamanu TATA Kodukk Mone..
                    Watsapp - 7736619082

                  • Thirakkulla Poocha...

                      Ningal Thirakkitu nadakkumbol oru poocha ningalude munnilode odi poyal athinartham??
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                      Poochakku ningalekkal thirakkundu.

                    • funny frindship

                        HORSE, LION & DONKEY r arguing
                        saying Who's the best?
                        HORSE: I am very fast
                        LION: I am very strong
                        Kannum mizhichirikathe
                        Enthekilum Para...

                      • Yellarum Mobile yeduthe..

                          Innu Titanic kappal mungiyittu 95 varsham
                          kazhinju.
                          Athil maricha 650 perude ormaikkayi
                          Ningalude mobile 5 min vellathil mukki
                          vekkuka.!

                        • coming sunday

                            This coming sunday ente koode palliyil varumo?

                            bcoz Achan paranju adutha azhcha varumbol kurishu konduvaranamennu.

                          • kambi ennikkum

                              kambi-1
                              kambi-2
                              kambi-3
                              kambi-4
                              kambi-5
                              kambi-6
                              kambi-7

                              njan paranjille ennod kalichaal ithupole kambi ennikkum

                            • BINU BHASKAR 8893866525

                                Rathriyil vegam Urangikko...
                                Bhootham varum..
                                Athu kondu Kannumadachchu Muham
                                moodi puthachchu Urangikko......
                                Veruthe Bhoothaththe Pedippikkanda..

                                Good Night.

                              • pranayam......

                                  thanutha nilavulla kuliru korunna sundharamaya rathriyil enikk koottayi nee vannal
                                  ee nilavinte velichathil namukk

                                  thavalaye pidikkan pokam

                                • SARATH CP PILATHARA

                                    Ramya
                                    9846247557
                                    Aswathi
                                    9895478872
                                    Dhanya
                                    9349876773
                                    mone manasil laddu pottio...?
                                    Athira
                                    9744475549
                                    Athulya
                                    9847547165
                                    mone pinnem laddu pottiyo..?
                                    ini adhikam LADDU pottikanda..
                                    this is the list of thearterz intrivandrm
                                    & their phone

                                  • iam richard but call me rich

                                      During chat
                                      Boy: Hi .
                                      Girl: What? .
                                      Boy: How are u?
                                      Girl: Do I know u? .
                                      Boy: I'm rich..
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                                      Girl: Oh! Hi...
                                      My name is Mary but u can call
                                      me"baby" I'm 19 & I stay in
                                      Runda. I love short dark men,
                                      especially like u&I'm glad to meet
                                      you. So, when are we going out? .
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                                      Boy:No, no, no"Richard"is my
                                      name . . .cal me rich

                                    • boÿZ are alwayz RockZ

                                        Oru girl swantham picture fbyil
                                        upload
                                        cheythitu ingane ezhuthi : 'hii
                                        friendzz
                                        engane und ene kaanaan..?? ' .
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                                        A boy cmntd in that pic Boy :
                                        Ninte achan 15-20 thousand'inte
                                        mobile medichu thannenkil appo
                                        veetil urappaayum
                                        oru 500 rupeesinte mirror
                                        undakum.., Athilu nokiyal pore...!
                                        Nammalodu
                                        enthinaa chodikunnathu idiot

                                      • elipetty....

                                          Frnd; ivide oru muttan elipetty undaayirunallo....athevide?

                                          Frnd2: ath njan vaadakayk koduthu...ipo athil 2 bangalikala thamasikunnad....!!!

                                          -shanif
                                          9746 332 344

                                        • 9746332344

                                            kaamukan: ho! Angane nammude karyam njan pathukke veetil avatharipichu....

                                            kamuki: ennit avaroke enth paranju..?

                                            kamukan: athin pathuke paranjad kond avaraarum onnum kettilla....bhagyam alle!

                                            -shanif

                                          • batery low...9746332344

                                              kamuki: ente fone amma vangi vechu...!
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                                              kamukan: aayo! Appo nammal eni engane samsarikum..?
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                                              Kamuki: pedikenda..ninte no njan batery low ena save cheydad...ne vilikumbo ama fon charge cheyan ente kayyil tharum......!!!

                                              -*shanif*

                                            • Snehikuga!!!

                                                Njan ninne snehikkunu karanam indira gandhi paranjitunde pichakarikale snehikanamenne. B)

                                              • Indian KurangU!!!

                                                  Eee message kittiyaludan thanne nee purathiranganam, ente rendu american friends ath vazhi pogum, avar indian kurangine kanditilla ath konda!!! :)

                                                • suhail 7736301254

                                                    Surya
                                                    paranju;
                                                    "Athenikku venam"
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                                                    Vijay paranju;
                                                    "Tharilla njan"
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                                                    Dileep athu vangi odi
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                                                    Asifali pidichu vangi
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                                                    Sharukh khan karanju
                                                    Dhanush potti karanju
                                                    Pinne pidiyayi,
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                                                    adiyaayi
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                                                    Oduvil enthayi?
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                                                    Ente PHOTO Keeripoyi..
                                                    Ho Ee pillerude oru karyam...!!!!

                                                  • suhail 7736301254

                                                      Palliyilek 50 ps ittu
                                                      Njan prarthichu(Daivame enikk
                                                      Nalloru friendne
                                                      Tharane... )Daivam ninne
                                                      Thannittu paranju50 paisakk itheKittu...!

                                                    • suhail 7736301254

                                                        Kaanumbol parayan madi,
                                                        vilikkan oru chammal,
                                                        No ennu parayaruth,
                                                        Njan ninakku
                                                        oru
                                                        LIFE
                                                        LIFE
                                                        "LIFEBOY" thannal onnu kulikkumo?

                                                      • suhail 7736301254

                                                          kaamuki:ente mobile ammayude kayyilaa...
                                                          kamukan:ayyo appo nammale pokkille ?
                                                          kamuki:pedikkanda ninte number njan'BATTERY LOW' ennuparanja save cheythirikkunnathu.
                                                          ninte call varumbol amma parayum
                                                          "innaa kondu poyi charge cheytho"
                                                          by
                                                          suhail

                                                        • suhail 7736301254

                                                            Ente NOKIA Phone
                                                            MOTOROLAYIL idichu
                                                            SAMSUNG nagarile LG Hospitalil admit cheythu.
                                                            Dr:SONY ERICSON paranju sangathi serious anu. anchar kuppi
                                                            SMS vendi varum
                                                            So pls donate SMSs!!

                                                          • suhail 7736301254

                                                              Nee pokunna vazhiye,
                                                              Nee varunna vazhiye,
                                                              Ninaku velichamekan,
                                                              Ninaku Thanalekan,
                                                              Ninakayi
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                                                              oru TORCHO,
                                                              oru KUDAYO Kondu nadakuka..
                                                              By
                                                              your friend

                                                            • suhail 7736301254

                                                                Kure Kalamayi oru karyam ninnodu chodikanamennu vijarikunnu. Athu ente manasil kidannu Vingi pottunnu.
                                                                Onnum vijarikaruthu ennodu deshyapedaruth.
                                                                Athu njan paranjotte
                                                                Reply enthayalum tharanam.
                                                                Nammude Nokia phone On cheyumbol 2 kaikal varunnille..Aa kaikal Arudethanu ?

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