Do you cherish those exciting moments that you had at school during your childhood? Then this school jokes section is for you.

Teacher: Ramu, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Ramu: Me!

    Teacher: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!
    Ramu: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.

      Teacher: Shamu, go to the map and find North America.
      Shamu: Here it is!
      Teacher: Correct. Now, Ramu, who discovered America?
      Ramu: Shamu!

        Teacher: Ramu, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
        Ramu: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

          Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also
          admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
          Ramu: "Because George still had the axe in his hand."

            Teacher: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
            Ramu: Don't bite any.

              Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would
              I be showing?
              Ramu: Brotherly love.

                Teacher: Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
                Father: No. Why do you ask that?
                Teacher: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

                  Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
                  Ramu: A teacher

                    Teacher: Ramu, why do you always get so dirty?
                    Ramu: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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