Famous quotes know for their humour. Quotes that can make you laugh and think at the same time.
Experience is that marvellous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
An infallible method of conciliating a tiger is to allow oneself to be devoured.
Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless.
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
The girl phoned me the other day and said... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson
The modern pantheist not only sees the god in everything, he takes photographs of it.
The honeymoon is over when he phones to say he'll be late for dinner and she's already left a note that it's in the refrigerator.