Famous quotes know for their humour. Quotes that can make you laugh and think at the same time.

Experience is that marvellous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

~ Franklin P. Jones

    If you can't convince them, confuse them.

    ~ Harry S. Truman

      An infallible method of conciliating a tiger is to allow oneself to be devoured.

      ~ Konrad Adenauer

        Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless.

        ~ Sinclair Lewis

          Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?

          ~ James Thurber

            The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.

            ~ Woody Allen

              The girl phoned me the other day and said... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.

              ~ Rodney Dangerfield

                Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

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                  The modern pantheist not only sees the god in everything, he takes photographs of it.

                  ~ D.H. Lawrence

                    The honeymoon is over when he phones to say he'll be late for dinner and she's already left a note that it's in the refrigerator.

                    ~ Bill Lawrence

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