Famous quotes know for their humour. Quotes that can make you laugh and think at the same time.
Historians are the deaf people who go on answering questions that no one has asked them.
Its better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him... If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion. He said... Alright... you're ugly too!
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.
Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
When women go wrong, men go right after them.