Famous quotes know for their humour. Quotes that can make you laugh and think at the same time.

Historians are the deaf people who go on answering questions that no one has asked them.

~ Leo Tolstoy

    Its better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

    ~ Abraham Lincoln

      My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him... If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion. He said... Alright... you're ugly too!

      ~ Rodney Dangerfield

        I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

        ~ Rodney Dangerfield

          USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.

          ~ David Letterman

            I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

            ~ Henny Youngman

              Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.

              ~ Groucho Marx

                Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

                ~ Oscar Wilde

                  There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

                  ~ Oscar Levant

                    When women go wrong, men go right after them.

                    ~ Mae West

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